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DreamBig
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Watersports

Post by DreamBig »

So what do you all think about watersports? I personally would like to find a mistress to use me as a urinal. How many of you get turned on from watersports?
madame-m
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Re: Watersports

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DreamBig wrote: 28 Jan 2019, 13:28 So what do you all think about watersports? I personally would like to find a mistress to use me as a urinal. How many of you get turned on from watersports?
i am a cuckoldmistress and i like to use my slaves as a toilette for all!
StephanieS
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Re: Watersports

Post by StephanieS »

My suggestion is that Mistress freeze her morning pee into ice cubes.
Tape into your mouth with duct tape. Tiny slit allows more to be added as they melt.
Experiment with smaller ones to pack the mouth better. Heart shapes!


Morning pee because pee is not always tangy. If Mistress is just drinking soda in the afternoon it's pretty close to just warm water. Certain rich foods make it taste bad, which of course is good.

It is also true that all cum (and pee) can be affected by food.

Porn stars famously never eat asparagus. However, Mistress eats what she pleases.

The whole point of being submissive is that it's supposed to be for her and not entirely for you, right?

The Mistress does so much for you. Ties you up, calls you the correct insults, knows what you like, gets you turned on, then uses you how you like to be used. Pretends not to do that.

So something should hurt and not be too too nice.
So, nipple clamps, spanks a bit past being nicey.
And, let's have the pee tangy.
In public, if not prosecutable, something that pushes your limits.
Face writing? Is SLAVE on your forehead too much, at night?

Also, let's not worry about whether it's Mistress' period imho. And body worship is best when she has not showered.
You can do her pedicure and manicure if you learn, and she can order you to eat the trimmings. Has to be her order, with insults.
This is generally not the sort of thing male tops order female submissives to do. less imagination, more just bj's and bondage and spanks.
women are not asked to, nor do they worship the male form in the same way that men worship the female form.

let's face it, men are pigs, and dress and act like it.
men dress like they are going to a pig show, and not to look at the pigs.
I saw a man wearing sneakers the other day that looked like they were as old as I am -- decades old sneakers. wow.
is that thrift? jeans, shirts, even in the store you can't find good looking men's clothes.
you have to buy women's clothes that look like men's clothes -- if you're small enough to fit them haha.
then they are form fitting and work with your body and don't hide it like a bag of garbage.
no wonder women don't worship men's bodies and just serve the "junk" -- men don't groom themselves.
but is it any wonder that men would fetishize a woman -- and then extend it to her body and what it expels --
and the mystery of women urinating -- always hidden -- now there is "go girl" but no one uses it? the pee tube so women don't have to crouch.

all magic is female originally -- producing children -- so men invented the idea that they were important
Malinowsky-Boronowski-Freud-Jung: All Magic including Religion is a Male Compensation Mechanism for Not Having Babies (Masks of God, Campbell).
See, we can foretell the future, wear funny robes, make nice smells with incense, burn candles, and use strange symbols on poles. Women can't do that, they can only give life. So, women are magic, have magical bodies which men (like me) worship completely and absolutely.
It makes sense, and is what men did from 10,000 bce to 3,000 bce or so in the older religion where the sacrement was just 1 thing: cunnilingus.
Simple.

So it makes sense that male domination of women is in comparison pretty crude and more about force and service, more Neanderthal. duh.

Men deserve humiliation -- we hurt women all the time. And, women are hurt by nature as well.
But every second women are being raped and now even now we are taking away women rights even further.

In Saudi Arabia, Nepal, The Philippines, all the men said they like the USA but we give too much power to our women. We are sissies.
We should beat them up more, like they do.
I would rather get spanked by a beautiful woman, and drink her pee, to compensate for what all those men are doing, as if it helped.



If you are outside, there is facesitting with the surprise pee. She can sit a long time, drink as she sits, and pee and keep sitting.
This often is partly wasted, but it is dramatic, and you get your hair wet. She may wish to hose you with a bucket afterwards.
Great for group humiliation and laughter.

In Public, Mistress can use her ice cubes in a cooler to add zest to your soft drink in a regular container. Could also work with lemonade in a restaurant if done with finesse. Have done that. You get laughed at by your whole table. People look. What are they laughing at.
Ha. I'm smiling as much as anyone. Love being laughed at by women.
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