SLIT ROD (crotch bar) double ball

[Pyra Gorgon]

I bought this thing here:http://www.dhgate.com/best-price-latest ... ml#s1-17-1

Assembled slit rod with vag & anal balls

Slit rod, chinese origin. What do you expect for $21 USD??? Waste of money

General length of this slit rod

I have not worn this yet. For the first time, somthing has put fear in the Gorgon.
These plastic chrome coated balls are pretty big. But the sloppy fit between ball screw end and the shaft has me worried of getting INTERNAL soft tender tissues pinched on that hard edge. Same goes for rectum.

Also, these posts are identical height, making an internal "clacking" height between these two balls. I dunno, I feel a posterior vaginal wall to anterior rectal wall soreness developing before ever trying this monster out.

[Tobbe]

Be no crybaby.
Put them up, but with plenty of lube. Would be interesting if you could have the frontball, under the chastity belt.

[Admin]

Should the Gorgon risk wearing this thing and giving full review?

If something could get dangerous or unhealthy then please do not do it. I am sure that the readers of this forum loves your reviews but I am equally sure that no one would want you to risk your health when making them. Those plastic balls looks like an accident waiting to happen.

[Pyra Gorgon]

{gives Tobbe the "evil eye"}

Yah, well, you know I'm curious, and sometimes stupid. I'll try em out, but so help me, if that slide rail and post pinch my tender spots...

It has come to my recognition that ALL these Chinese made belts, slit rods, etc. are all made SLOPPY. As if those guys over there are clueless that gaps cause pinch points, which cause their products to be USELESS for USE. Eeesh, and it takes someone like me to figure this out?

Why has no one else stepped up and started reviewing these things proper style, and pointed out to other consumers just how stupid-bad these designs are they are making?

Out of the 3 products I've gotten from China, this slit rod is the absolute worst! This is nothing more than kinky trinket junk.

[Tobbe]

You may excuse me if I teased. I agree with you Pyra.
But if you look at the price, it´s many times only a tenth what European and American manufacturers will take for the same thing. All should watch out, and be critical and ask, WHY can it be so cheap.

[Pyra Gorgon]

(grrr, I hate being so curious)

So I tried this thing out for a second...

Yep, first time I sat down and the slit rod moved, it pinched the ever-loving f**k out of me on the inner labia BOTH SIDES, and at the front side of my back pucker.

The ball is just too big for my ass. Jeezus! Instant rosebud because the round ball starts to go in and then BAM! your back door slams shut like a screen door in a heavy wind.

OUCH!

*wimpers*

yeah....no. This is a punishment device, NOT A CHASTITY DEVICE.

The Gorgon rating for this slit rod:
FAIL!!!

[Tobbe]

There must be other manufacturers don´t cheat with chromed plastic balls. The balls are probably more of a BDSM thing, but it would be interesting to read about a woman who tried them.

Is it practically possible to use them as a kind of chastity device, with a waist strap and a pair of padlocks?
I doubt it.

[dashingdarla]

Plastic? wow... that's cheesy. I would be terrified that the coating flakes off inside the body.

A better design would be to machine the ball and shaft as one piece, out of a piece of stainless, so the only threading would be at the end of the shaft into the slit bar.

[Pyra Gorgon]

The Chinese are known for fast productions and corner cutting on costs, Darla.

This product has repeatedly pinched me. I am trying to decide what other things I can use this thing for, since using it for intended purpose is not healthy.

Paperweight?
Doorstop?
Wind chimes?

[Tobbe]

[quote="Pyra Gorgon"This product has repeatedly pinched me. I am trying to decide what other things I can use this thing for, since using it for intended purpose is not healthy.[/quote]
Christmas Ornaments!